Dear ISP, can you please tell me why,
I’ve developed issues, when streaming on WiFi?
I decided to empower myself with online learning,
Since then, the buffering symbol keeps swirling.
This is why paper books are important to me,
Learn as quick as you like, no use of technology,
If your provider tries, to cheat you with their cunning,
Use a speed test app, and report their shortcomings.
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I know we are inadvertently discouraged from learning too much, as we might get ideas beyond our ‘clearance level’, but do they have to make so bloomin’ blatant!?!
Netflix – Little to no buffering; YouTube slapstick / dumbed down humour – no buffering; insightful YouTube video (standard definition) – bufffffering; deep and meaningful video podcast (SD) – bufffffering; documentary (SD) – bufffffering; Brain Training – the same! 😳🙄😒 You have to laugh though!
So, I have a mountain-load of paperback books, inspirational DVDs and pre-downloaded content for such occasions, until they decide to clear the bottleneck from my so-called unlimited, high speed internet provision.
I’m also no stranger to a nice, passive-aggressive email complaint with screenshots attached, ensuring it has a mention of notifying the telecom’ “ombudsman” (the magic word they hate to hear), if things don’t improve going forward. Sometimes you’ll get a free hardware upgrade, other times, things just miraculously improve… weird that, isn’t it!?!
Love and Respect always,
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