What is that, sprawled across my bed?!
I see it, and blood rushes straight to my head,
My jaw hits the floor, I cannot believe,
The audacity, look at the bare faced cheek!
Did you plan this, or did it just happen this way?
My eye glimpses wetness, resembling a wave,
Overcome, I come over and firmly request,
“Don’t leave wet towels, in the place where I rest!”
🤣🤣🤣 I bet you didn’t see that twist coming, did you!? I intentionally kept the piece in a misleading, suggestively carnal state, until the very last moment.
I was inspired to write this, by my pet hate of finding wet towels considerately dumped on my bed by my loved ones, leaving a lovely soggy patch where I sleep! 😳 Nice! Thank you! 🙃 [WARNING, this paragraph has now reached sarcasm overload!] 😂😂😂
My Wife’s a bleeder for doing it! 🤨 Yes, I did just name and shame you Babycakes, but only because my numerous frowny faces and disappointed words, have not worked thus far! Oops, trouble in paradise! 😜😂🤣🤣🤣
So, what’s one of your pet peeves?
Yes, this post has now become an official venting spot, for your random gripes and annoyances! …you’re Welcome!! 😉😁
Love and Respect always,
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